Top 200 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes – In 2004, an innocuous little comedy called Napoleon Dynamite was released. As with other irreverent teen comedies like Superbad and Juno, it wasn’t afraid to focus on celebrating socially awkward kids in high school. The special thing about Napoleon Dynamite was that it seemed organic; it was as if the film crew had set up cameras and filmed real people living in rural Idaho: a celebration of eccentricity. From a cult classic, these hilarious Top 200 Napoleon Dynamite Quotes are sure to make you laugh and lift your spirits.
Top 200 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Below is our collection of the best Napoleon Dynamite quotes that are sure to make your day. Enjoy reading them.
Napoleon Dynamite Texts About Life
“Tina you fat lard come get some dinner. Tina! Eat the FOOD!”
“What are you going to do today, Napoleon?”
“Whatever I feel like I want to do GOSH!”
“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.”
“Peace out.”
“You are going to eat your tots?”
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’because you think you’re fat? ‘Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
“I don’t even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”
“Kip, Bring Me My Chapstick!”
“Worst Day Of My Life, What Do You Think?!”
“I Caught You A Delicious Bass.”
“I Told You! I Spent It With My Uncle In Alaska Hunting Wolverines!”
“How Much Do You Want To Bet I Can Throw This Football Over Them Mountains?”
“Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner. Tina! Eat The FOOD!”
“Whatever I Feel Like I Want To Do, GOSH!”
“Napoleon, Don’t Be Jealous That I’ve Been Chatting Online With Babes All Day. Besides, We Both Know That I’m Training To Be A Cage Fighter.”
“Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?”
“I Guess You Could Say Things Are Getting Pretty Serious.”
“I Don’t Even Have Any Good Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuck Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Computer Hacking Skills. Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills!”
“Make Yourself A Dang Quesadilla.”
“It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed… Bred For Its Skills In Magic.”
“Your Mom Goes To College.”
“You Think Anyone Wants A Roundhouse Kick To The Face While I’m Wearing These Bad Boys? Forget About It.”
Napoleon Dynamite quotes about food
“Sure, The World Wide Web Is Great, But You, You Make Me Salivate.”
“…Sir Curt Godfrey Of The Nessie Alliance Summoned The Help Of Scotland’s Local Wizards To Cast A Protective Spell Over The Lake And Its Residents, And All Those Who Seek A Peaceful Existence With Our Underwater Ally.”
“Napoleon, Give Me Some Of Your Tots.”
“I Wish You Would Get Out Of My Life And Shut Up.”
“Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner. Tina! Eat The FOOD!”
“Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.”
“Tina, come get some ham.”
“What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!”
“I caught you a delicious bass.”
“Stay home and eat all the freaking’ chips, Kip!”
“No, I’m freaking’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today.”
“You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?”
“Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?”
“Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.”
“I’m going to tell you something right now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is making’ 120 bucks.”
“Yes! Three spuds! You picked a good one! That’s ten dollars! Yes!”
“I could make that much money in five seconds!”
“Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?”
Napoleon Dynamite quotes about girls
“I Don’t Even Have Any Good Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuck Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Computer Hacking Skills. Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills!”
“Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.”
“Napoleon, Don’t Be Jealous That I’ve Been Chatting Online With Babes All Day. Besides, We Both Know That I’m Training To Be A Cage Fighter.”
“Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.”
“My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was going to fly out for the dance but she couldn’t because she’s doing some modeling right now.”
“Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.”
Random Napoleon Dynamite quotes
“It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed Bred For Its Skills In Magic.”
“Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?”
“So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?”
Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Words
“What are you going to do today, Napoleon?” —Kid on the bus
“How was school?” —Grandma
“Your mom goes to college!” —Kip
“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.” —Pedro
“Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?” —Deb
“Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you’re weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.” —Deb
“Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!”
“I mean, we chat online for like two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“Are you guys having a killer time?” —Napoleon
“Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!” —Napoleon
“You going to eat your tots?” —Napoleon
“Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”
“How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?” —Uncle Rico
“You know, there’s, like, a boatload of gangs at this school.”
“So you guys are, like, Pedro’s cousins with all the sweet hookups?”
“Then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off.”
“I caught you a delicious bass.”
“I like your sleeves. They’re real big.”
“What are you drawing?” —Deb
“Well, will you do me a favor, then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?”
“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” —Kip
“Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.” —Rex
‘Napoleon Dynamite’ Quotes in Honor of the Movie’s 15th Anniversary
“What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!”
Napoleon: Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!
“Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains, a must-have for the season’s fashion.
Napoleon: I’ve already made like an infinity of those at Scout camp.
Deb: Well, is anyone else here? I’m trying to earn money for college.
Kip: Your mom goes to college!”
“Napoleon: I don’t even have any good skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon: You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”
“Napoleon: I see you’re drinking 1 percent. Does that mean you think you’re fat? ‘Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
“Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freaking chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.”
“Napoleon: I caught you a delicious bass. You want to play me?”
“Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I’m not going to use hers, you sicko!”
“Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like, 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins; what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A frickin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?”
“Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon: The worst day of my life. What do you think?”
Best Lines From Napoleon Dynamite Movie You Like
“Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freaking’ 12-gauge, what do you think?”
“Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explored… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents and all those who seek the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.”
“Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?”
“Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What’s a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its magic skills.”
“Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
“Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang queso-duh!”
“Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don’t understand a word you just said.”
“[Napoleon has snuck tater tots out of the lunch room and is eating them during class out of his pants pocket] Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I’m freaking’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today.
Randy: [Kicks the pocket with the tots, crushing them] Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freaking idiot!”
“Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freaking’ chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes… all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.”
More Funny Napoleon Dynamite Lines You Need To Know
“Deb: I’m trying to earn money for college.
Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.”
“Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!”
“Kid on Bus: What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!”
“Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon… Do you know a lot about… cyberspace? Have you ever come across anything… like time travel?
Kip: Easy, I’ve already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico: Right on… right on.”
“Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It’s a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs… lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.”
“Napoleon Dynamite: What the flip was Grandma doing at the dunes?”
“Trisha: Hi, is Napoleon there?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Trisha: Can I talk to him?
Napoleon Dynamite: You already are.”
“Napoleon Dynamite: [while hitch-hiking] So are you guys like Pedro’s cousins with all the sweet hookups?
Cholo No. 1: Simon!
[Mexican slang for “Hell, yeah!”]”
“Uncle Rico: How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over the mountains?… Yeah… The coach wouldn’t put me in the fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”
Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
“Vern: What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!”
“Napoleon: Who are you?
Lafawnduh: I’m Lafawnduh.
Napoleon: What are you doing here?
Lafawnduh: I’m waiting for Kip. Why are you so sweaty?
Napoleon: Been practicing.
Lafawnduh: Practicing what?
Napoleon: My dance moves.”
“Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon: Last week, Japanese scientists explored… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally.”
“Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon: A frickin’ twelve-gauge, what do you think?”
“Napoleon: Do you ride the bus to school?
Pedro: No, I ride my bike.
Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It’s a Sledgehammer.
Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks… pegs… Lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?”
Napoleon Dynamite Lines
“I see you drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
“Whatever I feel like I want to do! Gosh!”
“Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.”
“Tina, come get some ham.”
“Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!… Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!”
“(takes a bottle of Gatorade from the refrigerator and stops short) Who are you?”
“Is there anyone else here? I’m trying to save money for college.”
“What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!”
“Hey Napoleon, what did you do all last summer again?”
“I’m not going anywhere, Napoleon.” – Uncle Rico
“Last week, Japanese scientists explored… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“I caught you a delicious bass.”
“I’m really busy right now.”– Kip
“You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.”
“Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five or six in her drawer.”
“No, I’m freaking’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today.”
“It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.”
“Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?”
“But my lips hurt real bad!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?”
“Stay home and eat all the freaking chips, Kip.”
“Dang! You got shocks, pegs lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?”
“I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.”
“Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.”
“Did you shoot any?”
“I’m not going to use hers, you sicko!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Kip bring me my Chapstick!”
“I’m going to tell you something now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is making’ 120 bucks.”
“The worst day of my life! What do you think?” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.”
“What kind of gun did you use?” – Don
“I could make that much money in five seconds!”
“It’s a Sledgehammer.”
“Gosh.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.”
“Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?”
“At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re going to learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?”
“A freaking’ 12-gauge, what do you think?”
“How long did it take you to grow that mustache?” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.” –
“Is that what you’re trying to do? Ruin my life and make me look like a freaking’ idiot!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“I’m dead serious.” – Uncle Rico
“Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last, my students will learn about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!” – Rex
“Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“Well, what is there to eat?” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.”
“How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?” – Uncle Rico
“LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.”
“Well, if the coach wouldn’t put me in the fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.” – Uncle Rico
“I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”
“I’ll go get it.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was going to fly out for the dance but she couldn’t cause she’s doing some modeling right now.”
“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” – Kip
“I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.”
“You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a staff.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season’s fashion.”
“I already made, like, the infinity of those at scout camp.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“D*mmit napoleon make yourself a dang quesadilla!” – Grandma
“Because I didn’t have a freaking choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. Gosh!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed … bred for its skills in magic.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come to get it because I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
“Sorry, I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.”
“So I and you are pretty much friends by now, right?” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Like what are my skills?” – Pedro
Best Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quote
“Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freaking’ chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes…all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.”
“Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ‘because you think you’re fat? ‘Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”
“Kid on Bus: What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!”
“Dave: Hey, Napoleon. I hear you’re in a club for girls.
Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, I am not.
Dave: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?
Napoleon Dynamite: ‘Because I didn’t have a freaking choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. Gosh!”
“Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of ’em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?!”
“Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on. Give me some of your tots.
Napoleon: No. I’m freaking’ starved. I didn’t get to eat anything today.
[Randy kicks Napoleon’s pants pocket, ruining the tater tots]
Napoleon: Ugh. Gross. Freaking idiot!”
“Napoleon: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was going to fly out for the dance but she couldn’t ‘because she’s doing some modeling right now.
Pedro: Is she hot?
Napoleon: See for yourself.
Pedro: Wow.
Napoleon: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon: Me too.”
“Kip: So how long are we talking about working?
Uncle Rico: What, are you already losing your steam?
Kip: No, I just… I have a chat room meeting at four. I will be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that’s all. Or else work afterward. How long is the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to 3 or 4 hours maybe… maybe not…
Uncle Rico: You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah, Grandma’s still paying per minute. She gets pissed at me sometimes because I’m on there for so long.
Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I’ll tell you something, I’d be throwing you out the window.”
“Napoleon: So I and you are pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: So you got my back and everything?
Pedro: What?
Napoleon: Never mind.”
Napoleon Dynamite Movie About Food
“Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner. Tina! Eat The FOOD!” –
“Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Tina, come get some ham.”
“What can I have for dinner? Kip ate the last frozen dinner!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“I caught you a delicious bass.”
“Stay home and eat all the freaking’ chips, Kip!” – Napoleon Dynamite
“I See You’re Drinking 1%. Is that ‘Because You Think You’re Fat? ‘Because you’re Not. You Could Be Drinking Whole If You Wanted To.”
“No, I’m freaking’ starving! I didn’t get to eat anything today.”
“You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you’re on, like for minutes on the phone?”
“Why would I want to buy any of this girly crap?” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you’re at it.”
“I’m going to tell you something right now. While you’re out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is making’ 120 bucks.”
“I could make that much money in five seconds!”
“Napoleon, it looks like you don’t have a job. So why don’t you get out there and feed Tina?”
“Napoleon, Don’t Be Jealous That I’ve Been Chatting Online With Babes All Day. Besides, We Both Know That I’m Training To Be A Cage Fighter.” – Kip
“Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
“LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.” – Kip
“My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was going to fly out for the dance but she couldn’t cause she’s doing some modeling right now.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“It’s Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It’s Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed… Bred For Its Skills In Magic.” – Napoleon Dynamite
“Yeah, Right. Who’s The One That Knows Illegal Ninja Moves From The Government?” – Napoleon Dynamite
Conclusion
We decide to make your day a boring-free one by using these quotes. Use these quotes in the best way. Thank you for reading.
Frequently Asked Questions
I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now.
Jon Gries (Uncle Rico) was actually not a vegetarian, despite the claims. Whenever he is wiping his mouth, he is spitting out the steak because he just does not eat red meat in real life.
400,000 USD
Reference(s)
- Indiewire.com – 9 Best Napoleon Dynamite Lines That We Still Use Today
- Screenrant.com – 20 Napolean Dynamite Quotes That Will Make You Say “Gosh!”
- Everydaypower.com – Awkward Napolean Dynamite Quotes Sure To Make You Laugh
- Buzzfeed.com – 22 Hilarious “Napolean Dynamite” Memes
- Deseret.com – Napolean Dynamite quote in honor of the movie’s 15th anniversary
- Humorpedia.com – Napolean Dynamite Quotes List: Best 33 From This Movie You Like
- Ranker.com – The Best ‘Napolean dynamite’ Quotes
- Anquotes.com – 64 of the funniest Napolean Dynamite Quotes
Recommendation(s)
